Cleaning my Computer

Hello

Yes, I realize I haven't updated this blog in forever. I apologize. No, I will not give an excuse.

Now that that's out of the way, I was recently begun to reorganize my entire computer because it was becoming a massive mess. Everything was everywhere and I had no system of keeping track of things. In my cleaning I came across an old document I made back in high school and I thought the internet might like to see it.

The night of the living boobs

Andrew de Koning

Chapter 1 – The boobening

Chauncey raced towards the front door, knives in hand. It was a dark night, halfway through febtember, and Chauncey hadn’t known a woman in the traditional sense for nearly a onemonth.

But that was about to change.

He got his boots on and headed for the boobmobile.

What. The. Crap. I love finding things like this on my computer because I never remember writing them. It gives me an insight into my dumb high school mind. I especially like how I wrote that last sentence and then apparently just got bored. Also, why the fuck did I decide to make the month febtember? Or why did I name him Chauncey? That's not even a sexy name! Why was his period of not being with a woman (in the traditional sense apparently) about to change? Give me some answers! I guess all that this really tells me is that I've been writing incomprehensable idiotic prose for a long time.