Wednesday, October 28, 2009
National Novel Writing Month
Monday, September 28, 2009
Cleaning my Computer
The night of the living boobs
Andrew de Koning
Chapter 1 – The boobening
Chauncey raced towards the front door, knives in hand. It was a dark night, halfway through febtember, and Chauncey hadn’t known a woman in the traditional sense for nearly a onemonth.
But that was about to change.
He got his boots on and headed for the boobmobile.
What. The. Crap. I love finding things like this on my computer because I never remember writing them. It gives me an insight into my dumb high school mind. I especially like how I wrote that last sentence and then apparently just got bored. Also, why the fuck did I decide to make the month febtember? Or why did I name him Chauncey? That's not even a sexy name! Why was his period of not being with a woman (in the traditional sense apparently) about to change? Give me some answers! I guess all that this really tells me is that I've been writing incomprehensable idiotic prose for a long time.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Fire Hill in the Gunshot Bank

Saturday, August 30, 2008
Life Is Boring And All Kinds Of Stupid! Also I Feel Like An Artist!
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Wheels Keep On Spinning 'Round
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Play Time is Fun time!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
They're Not Getting My Cumulative Upkeep Hamburger!
Oh wow, all this Magic talk is making want to play some Dungeons and Dragons. I know, I know, everybody envies my life. Maybe I'll write an adventure about a thief lord who stole all the booze from every tavern in the land and we need to get it back. Holy crap! I am amazing at ideas!
And since I know that my reader(s?) want some Killing time updates I can say that Keith and I recently came up with a sweet story arc for the future and it will be all kinds of awesome. But for now we just need to get issue one out.